“MY WIFE JUST SAID…”
You just can’t invent the stuff that comes out of a woman’s mouth once she’s “passed a watermelon through the pinhole,” ceased sleeping and is married to you. Or one of us.
My Wife just Said… #109
“…Maybe I need stitches, the cut is really deep! Can you just sew me up?” [Level stare] “I’m a mom with four tattoos. I can deal with the pain.” -Elizabeth For being such a hypochondriac every so often, my wife can sometimes be a real Mombro. Except without the Stallone slur. Thank goodness. P.S. [...]
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My Wife Just Said… #108
“Do I look like I’m dead when I sleep?” [Outrageous laughter] [Silence…] “So, do I?” -Elizabeth – Previous “My Wife Just Said…”Thank you crappy drivers. Follow us on Facebook. It’s the best way to stay connected to us.
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My Wife Just Said… #107
“Just want to say thanks to the lady that made me spill my tea and aged me five years with her illegal turn into Taco Bell for a breakfast burrito.” -Avara – Previous “My Wife Just Said…” Follow us on Facebook. It’s the best way to stay connected to us.
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My Wife Just Said… #106
“It’s not my fault. Potato chips are addicted to me, I’m not addicted to them.” [Crunch] -Elizabeth – Previous “My Wife Just Said…”There’s lost and then there’s lost-lost. Know the difference. Follow us on Facebook. It’s the best way to stay connected to us.
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My Wife Just Said… #105
“You want to know where I put it? Hmmmm… I’m not sure. Somewhere! At least we know I put it somewhere.” -Elizabeth – Previous “My Wife Just Said…”Paging Doctor Mommy. Follow us on Facebook. It’s the best way to stay connected to us.
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My Wife Just Said… #104
“I should just go to nursing school. It would probably be cheaper than all the doctors’ bills from having a kid.” -Avara – Previous “My Wife Just Said…”Sextortion can be a valid response to grossness. Follow us on Facebook. It’s the best way to stay connected to us.
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My Wife Just Said… #103
“Um… Do you ever want to have sex with me again?” -Elizabeth (Said in response to sooooo many things.) – Previous “My Wife Just Said…”Bringing out the what in him? Follow us on Facebook. It’s the best way to stay connected to us.
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My Wife Just Said… #102
My son, Finn, walked over to me and farted on my leg. -charlie “What can I say? You bring out the best in Finn.” -Avara – Previous “My Wife Just Said…”Self-conscious much?
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My Wife Just Said… #101
“Ugh. Why do you have to be attracted to the parts of my body that I’m self-conscious about? Why not… my shoulder. I like my shoulders. They’re good.” -Elizabeth – Previous “My Wife Just Said…”Charlie’s wife uses a kind of underwear as a signal for laundry-time.
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My Wife Just Said… #100
“I’m wearing a thong. That’s how you know it’s time to do laundry.” -Avara – Previous “My Wife Just Said…”
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