“MY WIFE JUST SAID…”
You just can’t invent the stuff that comes out of a woman’s mouth once she’s “passed a watermelon through the pinhole,” ceased sleeping and is married to you. Or one of us.
My Wife Just Said… #45
“You sound just like your son. … No no, not something he said. He’s been ripping farts all day.” -Elizabeth
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My Wife Just Said… #44
“I’m going to go change my tampon and then I’ll feel a bit better about life.” -Avara
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My Wife Just Said… #43
“I tried underwear on Lucas today. I thought it would be a step in the direction of potty training. It turned out to be a step in the direction of getting poop on the floor.” -Elizabeth
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