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“MY KID JUST SAID…”

The things our boys say are crazy, cute, brilliant or D) all of the above. So how could we resist sharing the majesty!

My Kid Just Said… #34

Posted by on November 28th, 2013, under "MY KID JUST SAID..."

“Dis dinner tastes wike horse.” -Lucas (2013, 4 years old)   It was an insult so innocent and random that it wasn’t at all insulting; if it even was intended as a complaint. He made it sound like it was a positive thing. Unfortunately for my wife, our laughter was loud and long enough that […]

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My Kid Just Wished… #33

Posted by on November 21st, 2013, under "MY KID JUST SAID..."

“When I grow up, I don’t want to grow up.” -Lucas (2013, 4 years old)  Wishing on your birthday cake to never grow up probably breaks some Wish Law but I’m good with that if that’s the worst law he ever breaks. It started with him standing on a step stool. He had as much […]

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My Kid Just Said… #32

Posted by on November 7th, 2013, under "MY KID JUST SAID..."

“Hey Dada! You want me to dwaw you a pictuwe of poop??” CUE HIS CRAZY LAUGHTER FOR 15 MINUTES. My son is a Poop Picasso. – Previous My Kid Just Said Kids are smarter than adults. Period. My Kid Just Said Facebook Page This is where YOU can post YOUR kid’s quotes. Go for it! 

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My Kid Just DUHed… #31

Posted by on November 1st, 2013, under "MY KID JUST SAID..."

“I wost my toy.” Me: Oh where’d you lose it? “Uhhhh. I can’t teww you dat… because I wost it.” -Lucas (2013, 4 years old)  I just got thoroughly schooled in some duh logic by my little lad. As per usual. They’re great; little kids. Like a miniature version of Captain Obvious. DUH!* * I […]

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My Kid Just Said… #30

Posted by on September 17th, 2013, under "MY KID JUST SAID..."

“I wish we had brown faces. Like Isaiah.” -Finn (August 2013, 3.8 years old)   Finn was so happy and buoyant in his statement that day after school. He looks up this young boy and simply considers his best friend’s color something aspirational, if only on a simplistic level. It’s just this beautiful afterthought about […]

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My Kid Just Said… #29

Posted by on September 13th, 2013, under "MY KID JUST SAID..."

“I married to Mommy.” No no, being married is when a boy and a girl meet and decide to spend the rest of their lives together. “Yes… I married to Mommy.” -Lucas (4 years old) Touché, kid. Tou-friggin-ché. Go get me a tissue, will ya?     – Previous My Kid Just Said Blood keeps […]

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My Kid Just Said… #28

Posted by on August 27th, 2013, under "MY KID JUST SAID..."

“My bwood is still awake.” -Lucas (4 years old)   Uhhhhhhh… Your what? Your BLOOD? It’s still awake? Oh… … … good?* * I can’t bring myself to tell him the it’s bedtime for his blood. Way too creepy.   Shhhhhh… don’t wake his blood. They’ll say anything to get out of going to bed, […]

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My Kid Just Said… #27

Posted by on July 31st, 2013, under "MY KID JUST SAID..."

“I don’t need to go pee pee… I just dancing.” -Lucas (4 years old)  Just bustin’ a move. Ah the pee pee dance. It’s the first dance we ever learn. I guess I can’t be sure, though. Maybe he is dancing. Gyrating while grabbing your crotch practically qualifies as a style of dance these days. […]

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My Kid Just Said… MERICA! #26

Posted by on July 4th, 2013, under "MY KID JUST SAID..."

“You is a Merican!” -Lucas (July 4th 2013, 4 years old)   Happy 4th of July, my fellow Mericans. Make some amazing memories!  – Previous My Kid Just Said Boobs are as Merican as it gets! My Kid Just Said Facebook Page This is where YOU can post YOUR kid’s quotes. Go for it! Follow […]

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My Kid Just Said… #25

Posted by on June 24th, 2013, under "MY KID JUST SAID..."

“Your boobs make you really comfy.” -Finn (June 2013, 3.5 years old)  Submitted without comment. Except for one: seconded, my son.  – Previous My Kid Just Said Thomas Da Twain Wee Wee! My Kid Just Said Facebook Page This is where YOU can post YOUR kid’s quotes. Go for it! Follow us on Facebook. You […]

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