How to Be a Dad

My Kid Just Said… #3

Posted by Andy on February 6th, 2012, under "MY KID JUST SAID..."

“Daddy… Wet’s pway One-Two-Fwee, okay? OKAY! One! Two! NINE!”
-Lucas (2011, 2 years old)
 

Games with young kids = their rules. It’s okay though, I fully expect to lose every game. Always. I lost, so what! At least he’s learning his numbers and I’m laughing my ass off.
 

My Kid Just Said
The Facebook Page is waiting for your kid quotes, too.
 

My Kid Just Said… #2

Posted by Andy on January 13th, 2012, under "MY KID JUST SAID..."

“I feel so relaxed. Like I just peed. <sigh>” [everyone laughs] “What? It makes you feel relaxed!!!”
-Max (2010, 10 years old)
 

Last week we posted the first in the “My Kid Just Said…” series. The quotes that our readers commented in with (from THEIR kids) were so hilarious and amazing for us to read, we’ve thunked ourselves a thought: what if we created a community where people could go and post their own kids’ amazing quotes? Aaaaaaand we didn’t know the answer, so we figured we’d just create the Facebook Page for a My Kid Just Said community and see what happened.

So, what did your kid say?

Share it on the page, so your friends, family and lots of perfect strangers can all “awww” together or piss themselves laughing. You don’t have to Like the page, it’s all open, it’s for everyone and all just for fun.

[ Visit the My Kid Just Said Facebook Page ]

My *KID* Just Said…

Posted by Andy on December 28th, 2011, under "MY KID JUST SAID..."

[After losing a game] “Winning is for losers.” -Cody (2008, 10 years old)
 

Both our little ones are beginning to talk, frying our brains and melting our hearts, and my two older boys (Cody and Max) have been doing the same for well over a decade now. So! We’re launching a new category based on our “My Wife Just Said…” category. My Kid Just Said…

The things our boys say are crazy, cute, brilliant or D) all of the above. So how could we resist sharing the majesty! In my case (Andy), I’ll be catching up on the bumper-sticker-worthy genius of my older boys while Charlie and I both chronicle the beginning of our two-year-olds’ adventure into the wild frontier of talking.

Enjoy!