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Ever stumble on something noteworthy online? Neither do we, but this is all of that stuff. Stuff we didn’t author ourselves.
Quadruplets Think Dad is Funny
This video is just one of those things that is destined to roam the Internet landscape for some time. Much like Andy’s platonic sextape titled, “I really like hugging.” These babies are hilarious. So, here’s your pick-me-up for the day! First question, where the hell did they get that table? I’d like to think that [...]
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Best Friends
Who wants to get kicked right in the feels? Pucker up… While I’m not certain everyone would agree that being a friend is the same thing as being a dad, and believe me there is a semantic, overly-worded debate there that will never end — I love the subtlety of the moments in this video. [...]
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Men Simulating Childbirth, Always a Bad Idea
WARNING: THIS POST MAY CONTAIN DISTURBING FOOLISHNESS AND GROWN MAN MOANING Video footage of women in labor can be unsettling or disturbing to some, the same is true of footage of two cocky, Dutch guys trying to experience the miracle of childbirth by having electrodes strapped to their abs and simulating two hours [...]
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How Not To Be A Dad?
So, I found this over the weekend. I don’t want to color your opinion of it beforehand, so I’ll just let you watch and then we can chat… Of course, we don’t actually know this man and the whole story to his life, so making broad generalizations about him is petty. But I would like [...]
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Gummy Bears Have Hearts… and Spleens. And Kidneys?
People haven’t been listening. The Gummy Bear population is close to moving from classification as a yummy species to an endangered one. They are being wiped out. Eaten into extinction. Gummy bears have hearts, too. And all the other parts. And organs. And veins. And, yeah… okay kinda gross. Is the room starting to spin? [...]
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To Poop or Not to Poop
As a parent, you’d think my main responsibility would be taking care of my child. But did you know it’s also my job to scare the shit out of non-parents? Before I joined the sperm infection club, so many parents came at me with invasive questions about having kids and war stories from the baby [...]
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The Reaction We All Want
Going back to work has been really strange for me. I wrote about that here for Buzzfeed last week. I come home around 7-9pm each night, which, I know, is normal for most of us. But for me, having been around SO much… it’s a whole different deal. I’m dog tired. I’m overwhelmed. Life has [...]
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50 Most Traumatizing Movie Moments in Kids’ Films
I watched WAY too many movies as a kid. Certain movies were in heavy rotation. Others were only hauled out for special occasions. The beauty of finally getting a VHS player was in learning that we only had to run down to the video store or pull out one of the many over-dubbed cassettes with [...]
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Can’t Calm Them, Join Them
We’ve all (the royal WE) been there. Your kid is screaming bloody murder and they just seem like they need a little compassion, a gentle caress or a calm voice. Do we cave? Do we succumb to their emotional demands? Well, this father did and it proved to all of us doubters that sometimes things [...]
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Live Action Toy Story is AMAZING
Sometimes, you find things in the least of likely places… I was looking for a quote from Toy Story on Saturday night. I wanted a video clip of it so I could reply with a 2013 sensibility, you know, using video clips instead of actually talking or typing written words or. Maybe it’s a guy [...]
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