How to Be a Dad

How to Be a Dad


We come across handy equipment in the process of fathering. We’re not (currently) paid for these but if you would like to pay us to talk about what we like, by all means give us a shout.

Bad Product Idea #15: Moldi-Pet

Posted by on August 13th, 2014, under EQUIPMENT, INSTRUCTIONAL DIAGRAMS

Some kids like to take baths, some absolutely DO NOT, but ALL kids can agree on playing! They love it. Until they get bored of it, of course. Now you can have a tub toy that changes with your child’s fleeting interest: Moldi-Pet, forming fuzzy spots and furry freckles before your very eyes. Mold is […]

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The Swiss Parenting Tool


Be prepared is the Boy Scouts’ motto. And, though this applies well to parenting, the Boy Scout handbook doesn’t have a lot to say about having a baby, but, like the wilds of Nature, when the test of your survival fitness begins, Parenthood doesn’t care how prepared you are. Nature doesn’t forgive you for not […]

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What if Apple made baby products?

Posted by on February 12th, 2014, under EQUIPMENT, SNAPSHOTS

Apple would do a great job making baby products. Heck, some babies are already so familiar with iPads, iPhones and iPods that they’ll try to swipe pictures in books and magazines to change them. People generally love the understated minimalism of their style and the overstated maximalism of their features. Attractive attributes to anyone, but […]

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How to Give Gifts that Are Actually for You

Posted by on December 17th, 2013, under EQUIPMENT

Every holiday season, we shop for our kids, our family and our friends, but let’s admit it, we’re pretty frigging interested in what we might get. There are so many rad things! Gotta look out for number one, even if we’re not supposed to say that. Hmmmm… Ah ha! What if there were a way […]

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#Lairing My Boys’ Bedrooms

Posted by on December 11th, 2013, under EQUIPMENT, NOTEBOOK

We were so unprepared before Finn’s birth. His room was in disarray and we were in the middle of packing the hospital bag when vaj-agra falls happened. In less than fours hours, we had a baby boy in our arms. This time I wanted to buy all of the things, not just to be ready […]

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Story Time: Dad’s Book of Awesome Projects

Posted by on May 15th, 2013, under EQUIPMENT

We have been talking about books so much lately that we finally realized: there are an insane amount of great books out there! Not the boring, frumpy kind of books. THE BUTT-KICKING AWESOME KIND! So, we decided to start sharing them with you. Today’s book is by a gentleman who deserves both praise and a […]

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Poop Cats Are Raving About “Parenting: Illustrated with Crappy Pictures”

Posted by on March 27th, 2013, under EQUIPMENT

We’ve been talking about our book a whole bunch leading up to April 2nd’s release date, but we want you to know that, despite popular opinion, we can read, and that we do read things without our names on them. So, bring your blankies, flashlights & juice boxes. We’re gonna do story time about books […]

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15 Days of Christmas Junk! Day #3

Posted by on December 5th, 2012, under EQUIPMENT

If you have an item you think is rad, GO HERE and email us about it. A Flying F**K This post requires some delicate, smart language. Unfortunately, I had none to begin with. Sometimes, we have a crappy day. Or maybe you know someone whose crappy day should be taken less seriously. Well, be it […]

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15 Days of Christmas Junk! Day #2

Posted by on December 4th, 2012, under EQUIPMENT

If you have an item you think is rad, GO HERE and email us about it. Star Wars Quiet Book Well, I know what I want to get everyone for every baby shower, holiday and birthday FOREVER. This book is like a circus of rad surrounded by flocks of spectacular in skies of cool. The […]

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15 Days of Christmas Junk! Day #1

Posted by on December 3rd, 2012, under EQUIPMENT

Due to overwhelming demand from the nones of people who read this website, we’ve decided to talk about weird/cool/fun/naughty/funny/unique gifts you might get people for the holidays. Every weekday starting today until December 21st, we’ll be posting a new item that we found during our countless hours of scouring the internet for ridiculous stuff. If […]

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