How to Be a Dad

How to Be a Dad

Guy Convinces Justin Timberlake To Hold His Baby… But How?

Posted by on August 22nd, 2017, under VIDEOTAPE

Celebrities get hit up with a lot of strange requests. People think, because they feel some connection with that talented person, I guess, that they can approach them to do a variety of tasks. Most are mundane, like signing something or taking a photo. Some are likely inappropriate. Some of them are possibly even illegal. […]

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My Wife Just Said… #327

Posted by on August 14th, 2017, under "MY WIFE JUST SAID..."

Tomorrow is the first day of school. The kids are in bed. We are about to sit down on the couch to get some adult time. Things are moving faster than ever, but summer has this indescribable ability to go both too fast and too slow simultaneously. It defies physical laws. The weeks dragged on, […]

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Game Of Thrones: Family Edition (Spoilers)

Posted by on August 10th, 2017, under VIDEOTAPE

If you’ve ever lived in or near construction, or experienced the joys of having loud children, well then this scene is for you. When my son was first was born there was CONSTANT construction. It made our lives hell. Sort of like the hell that Dany and Jon are experiencing. Actually, almost exactly like that. […]

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The Toddler Survival Guide You Need

Posted by on August 2nd, 2017, under NOTEBOOK

Listen, we’re in the kid survival business. Always have been. It’s important to have lots of tools under your belt as a parent. Ignore all the fear-mongering from experts who’d have you believe there’s one right way to do things as a parent. Instead, study the learned ways of parents who’ve been in the trenches, […]

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Dad Does All Of His Kid Activities By Himself

Posted by on July 27th, 2017, under VIDEOTAPE

Kids are a conundrum. When you’re with them you’re calculating what you need to get done when you find time to yourself. When you’re without them, you just sit and think about the time you’ll be together again. I expected this dad was going to show us all the fun to be had when you […]

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Every Lightsaber Sound Is Owen Wilson

Posted by on July 25th, 2017, under VIDEOTAPE

I’m not gonna lie. It sounded stupid when I read the title but after watching the video and listening to the sound it makes too much sense to ignore. Owen Wilson saying “WOW” is literally a perfect sound effect.

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Don’t Shake The Babies – Jiggle Them!

Posted by on July 20th, 2017, under VIDEOTAPE

I mean… They say never shake a baby. But this is something we’ll have to make an exception for. It’s more like “Don’t jiggle a baby” which is completely different and super warranted. I’m for it. I don’t even know what this device is for but it seems like baby jiggling is a thing that […]

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When Sassy Kids Attack

Posted by on July 13th, 2017, under VIDEOTAPE

Sometimes your kids have a leg up on you. They know that whole “unconditional love” thing hangs over our heads and can be used to bend us to their will. Meet “No, No Baby” — a little girl whose sass is literally off the charts. She is not having what her dad is laying down. […]

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When Your Kid Is A Decepticon

Posted by on July 5th, 2017, under VIDEOTAPE

I’m not gonna lie. I cried my ass off in the original Transformers: The Movie. Spoiler alert: When Optimus Prime buys the farm, I couldn’t deal with it. It left me reeling from that moment. The creature I knew to be the leader of the Autobots had died. It was hard. It gave me a […]

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My Wife Just Said… #323

Posted by on July 3rd, 2017, under "MY WIFE JUST SAID..."

Listen, we’ve been through this before. Threenagers. They’re brutal. Everything that’s hard about raising teenagers compacted into tiny, uncoordinated little bodies bent on hurting themselves. To complicate things, our son is somewhat speech delayed. When he gets angsty, things break down quickly. It’s not easy to navigate. Sometimes we just have to take things day […]

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