How to Be a Dad

How to Be a Dad

Cute-to-Nope Chart for Bugs



I’ll admit that this isn’t necessarily “a little kid’s” chart, and that some of us adults still react to some bugs cartoonishly, levitating dramatically before sprinting away in a cloud of smoke, ready to set everything on fire.

We all have to agree that some bugs are creepier than others, in our own opinions. Don’t worry, I will NOT insert any examples in this post to support my point and drench your eyes in nightmare fuel. I’m not a sociopath, and I know you’re probable not getting enough good sleep as it is.

Of course, it’s going to be different from person to person, everyone’s scale of Cute-to-NOPE will vary. Some kids will blow out your eardrums at the sight of anything with more than four legs.


Some kids kids love love love bugs, like “crawl around on my face” love. Even ones without the last name Irwin or Grylls.


Of course some people’s will be nope-to-NOOOOPE, and some people’s (freaks) will be CUTE-TO-CUUUUUUTE.

I’m no different. I loooove honey bees, but if one flies in my face I’m going to kick my own ass with Dumb Fu. I understand that spiders eat nasty pests, but I’m still going to do a Tourette’s river dance if I walk into a web.


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