How to Be a Dad

How to Be a Dad

Pop-Tarts, If They Made ‘Em for TODDLERS

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Why not feed your young ones sweet snacks based on the freaky foods they already go nuts for?

Pop-tarts for toddlers can’t be the dumbest food product idea you’ve ever heard of. But if it is, than I’m even prouder for whipping it up in the carnival freak show of my mind.

These would also be great for Grandma and Grandpa. They’d have a whole new line of sweets they could jack up your kids on before dropping them back off to you.

So! Here are 6 Pop-tart flavors just waiting for your little ones to scream-beg for in the grocery store…
 

Toddler Pop-Tarts Funny flavor boogers

 

Toddler Pop-Tarts Funny flavor Soggy Goldfish Crackers

 

Toddler Pop-Tarts Funny flavor Ketchup

 

Toddler Pop-Tarts Funny flavor Floor Food

 

Toddler Pop-Tarts Funny flavor Half Eaten Grapes

 

Toddler Pop-Tarts Funny flavor Play-Doh play dough

 

Toddler Pop-Tarts Funny flavor Cookies Fallen in Milk

 

Toddler Pop-Tarts Funny flavor Car Seat Cereal

 

Toddler Pop-Tarts Funny flavor cherry Orajel
 

So there you have it! Whatever the heck that was. And to answer the question some of you may be asking, yes I was dropped on my head as a child.
 

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