The Perfect Dad Shoe Doesn’t Exi-

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The Perfect Dad Shoe New Balance Crocs Fanny Pack

“The perfect shoe for a dad doesn’t exi-”
[record scratch] Well it does now, kiddo!

After extensive minutes of scientific analysis of countless dad clichés and stereotypes, The Perfect Dad Shoe™ is hot off the manufacturing grill! A masterful fusion between sneakers and clog sandals.

That’s right! Yard work in the front, barbecue in the back.

The Footy-Pack™ (Patent Pending)

The Perfect Dad Shoe Footy Pack

Let’s take a closer look at the revolutionary accessory that makes The Perfect Dad Shoe™ even more superior than its already vastly superior superiority over any other shoe.

Fully detachable, consider the Footy-Pack™ an optional expansion to your cargo short’s carrying capacity. Great for small useful items like spare batteries, reserve napkins or a mini utility knife tool.

Heck! Throw some spare change in there and add a jingle to your step when you trot out onto the field for your fatherly back pat of encouragement.

“‹”I’m appalled,” you say? Hi, Appalled, I’m The Perfect Dad Shoe™! 😄

27 Comments

  • I think they should be sold with a pair of dad jeans. Perfect pairing.

  • Michael Pollack says:

    I have often joked that the holes in these type of shoes are to allow your dignity to seep out, but damn, as a 40+-year-old white male dad with 3 teens I would wear the hell out of these shoes

  • Rick says:

    They already make the perfect dad shoe. It’s called the Nike air Monarch. Check it out. https://m.facebook.com/groups/1559899167364297

  • Jacob Hunter Gagnon says:

    Can these be ordered, and if so where ?! Please I need the link.

    • Andy says:

      They can’t be ordered because I made them up in Photoshop. Maybe some shoe maker will see this post and make them a reality one day. Ya never know!

      • Monica says:

        I just told my buddy I am making him a pair for Father’s Day. If I can actually accomplish this, I will let you know and maybe we can do something with it.

  • DadSeth says:

    Andy u dick. Really wanted a pair

    • Andy says:

      Haha! I feel good/bad whenever I fake someone out that they have to question if something exists or not. So yeah… I’m a dick. 😉

  • Jay says:

    Dad shoes are the shiz!

  • MATTHEW DEROSE says:

    Yeah if you make these people will buy them…. shit ill buy my father in law a pair. Get this on kickstarter already

  • Jerry says:

    Everyone contact Crocs about getting these made. I just sent it to their customer service. They said they don’t do custom orders but if enough people get in touch maybe they’d start making them

  • Jerry says:

    Send these to Crocs customer service. See if we can get them in production

  • Julia says:

    How do I buy these?

  • Hippidy Hoppidy Ima bout to make these ma property…

  • Gillian Ellis says:

    Where can I buy these?! I need them for a gag gift

    • Andy says:

      They only exist in my Photoshop files unfortunately. Glad you liked it!

  • Mike says:

    Please make these a reality. I will buy 5 pairs immediately

  • Andrea says:

    I had my card out ready to buy these bad boys. The fanny pack is by far the greatest.

  • Chelsea says:

    How do I buy these????

  • Thomas says:

    Did anything come from this? I’m an entrepreneur and I’m going to see about getting these made. Don’t want to step on any toes of course. Let me know, thanks!

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