So, on the list of things I really, really wanted to see in my lifetime, this is not one of them. I have this sneaking suspicion I will be dreaming (nightmaring) over this for a few days.
Kill it with fire? Sure. Burn the whole house down? Why not. But there is no material known to human- or muppetkind that will clear away the vision of this little animatronic demon being tickled.
There goes an entire generation’s childhood…
LA LA LA LA, LA LA LA LA, ELMO’S WORLLLLDDDD OF TERRRORRRR