19 WonderAWFUL Kid Valentime’s Day Cards

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In addition to the wild spellings kids come up with for “Valentimes” Day, their messages range from hilariously adorable to hilariously disturbing.

So, if you ever thought you were bad at writing a sweet or romantic messages, these are going to make you feel like the greatest poet that ever lived. You’re NOT going to believe some of these!
 

1) So much love, so much luck!

valentimes-luckyalive
Source: imgur

 

2) I love moooooo.

valentimes-cow
Source: imgur

 

3) Valentine’s Status: It’s complicated

valentimes-complicated
Source: imgur

 

4) So sweet! Like diabetes sweet.

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Source: imgur

 

5) Time to talk to the teacher.

valentimes-hateyouall
Source: reddit

 

6) He’s not wrong, and yet…

valentimes-butt

 

7) Um. You’re welcome???

valentimes-fooddie

 

8) What’s the opposite of a teacher’s pet?

valentimes-fatroll

 

9) He know’s what his mommy loves.

valentimes-wine
Source: twitter

 

10) Way to support the troops, kid.

valentimes-soldier

 

11) Pssst. It’s an angel.

valentimes-drawing
Source: SOURCE

 

12) This kid is one with the Force.

valentimes-jedi

 

13) Aw, poor lil’ Debbie Downer.

valentimes-rubbish
Source: twitter

 

14) Tell him how you really feel.

valentimes-mrcrap
Source: imgur

 

15) Sleep with one eye open this Valentine’s Day.

valentimes-nothinghappens

 

16) Can’t blame it on autocorrect.

valetimes-valentit

 

17) Must have been a GREAT dinner.

valentimes-lovedinner
Source: twitter

 

18) She may or may not have meant “crepes.”

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Source: imgur

 

19) Yikes! Cupid is armed and dangerous!

valentimes-diedeath
 

Priceless! I hope you and yours have a very happy “Valentimes” Day and also that you don’t die. Haha!