The times they are most definitely a-changin’. Today’s kids hear a record scratch sound effect in movies to punctuate abrupt stops, but have no idea what a vinyl record player is. Sadly, it seems, times they are also a bit more a-troubled.

So, without getting too dark, let’s see what some classic children’s books would be like if they were ruined… updated with modern themes…
 

We can probably all agree that the classics should be left the friggin’ heck alone. Yikes!