The days of hocking a loogie into a palm to “shake on it” are long gone. In our complex world, kids need to lawyer-up big time.
To put it very mildly, kids are little word-breaking, lying sacks of… youth. I’ve created these document templates for children (and childish adults) so they can conduct their childhood with proper legal guidance.
Kids are questionable witnesses (hahahahahaha! Sorry. Ehem.) and often give testimony that can be wilder than a conspiracy theorist on LSD. This legal template may shine some much needed credibility on the frequently shady words of children.
Formal Challenge Form
Issuing a challenge can easily become charged with confused and clouded by the intensity of emotion. This concise form now makes it a clear and properly recorded matter.
Certificate of Friendship Bond
Painfully low on funds or tradable goods when an arrangement is being negotiated, kids rely on bartering their “best friendship” to seal the deal. This contract goes further, offering Best-EST Friendship.
Official Claim Notice
Possession is 9/10 of the law. With this document, kids can now avoid long, drawn out, hair-pulling squabbles by putting a clear, DATED legal claim on it.
The verbal contract of “I promise I won’t tell” is shamefully insufficient, with gaping loopholes. Let’s bind confidentiality in something tighter than a hula hoop.
Now kids can legally dot their I’s and cross their T’s with proper legal minding and representation of their P’s and Q’s.*
Even More Craziness?
Yeah, this rabbit hole is pretty deep. Buckle up.