It’s Wednesday and you know what that means, right? No, really. What does it mean? I have no idea. I just know it’s the middle of the week and I’d really like to sleep in, or go to sleep early. But I digress. All I want to do is go full hermit mode, have a cookie and pull the covers over my face.

Which happens to be exactly what this video is all about. This pig represents my inner feelings in ways I couldn’t even begin to describe.

Meet my best friend, Keksdieb the Smarty. He’s a pig who just gets me as a father. And husband. And human being.

Honestly, this video makes me want to watch another episode of Peppa Pig after getting totally burned out on it. On a scale of 1 to piggy, how close does this match you?