My Wife Just Swore… #249

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“I never swear. Well… rarely. When I do, I usually say ‘motherf**king c**ksucker’.”

““Elizabeth
 

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One could easily describe my own speech as “colorful.” I like to think of statements as recipes, and swear words are some of the zestiest ingredients. My wife’s speech tends to be pretty bland as far as cursing is concerned, but outside of the presence of children, if she gets dangerously cut off on the freeway or bangs her shin, her choice of words gets eye-wateringly spicy, fast.

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2 Comments

  • Sam-c says:

    My husband and i have pretty clean language. But, for some reason, whenever we have a date night, the first thing we do when we get in the car is start swearing up a storm with the most random unnecessary nonsense.

    • Andy says:

      Haha! I absof*ckinglutely love the g**dam sh*t out of that. I’m going to suggest it to my wife on our next date night. 😉

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