Kids can have some gloriously oddball thoughts. And even when they’re the completely normal variety, the way they put those thoughts into words can be pretty flippin’ amusing.

Art director and father, Martin Bruckner (Spaghetti Toes) designs pop art out of the sweet or quirky quotes from his cutie pie, Harper, and other little kids. I showed you a bunch of his incredible work a while ago, but he just can’t stop the brilliance. Enjoy the revenge of Spaghetti Toes!

Uhhhhh, thanks?

Eww. True, but eww.

World changing dietary restrictions.

Some kids think the universe of their dads.

At least he’s organized?

Make sure to clean all 12 of your armpits.

Gummy rhymes with yummy.

The two most important hand signals for kids.

That’s… uh… really sweet. Right?

Whatever makes you comfortable.

We’ve all got our demons.

Punishment level: heart exile.

Just try not to smile.

That’s one way to do it.

Ummm. That is not chocolate!

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