Whoa. Kids just… I mean. Whoa.

The expression “out of the mouth of babes” refers to an innocent and honest child saying something wise beyond their years. This is juuuuuuuust a bit different. Less wise in years and more like a really old, grumpy person with very few teeth and even fewer sh*ts to give. The kind who probably spent their childhood hauling blocks of ice great distances in poor footwear, and then most of their adult life as a cab driver in New York, after a couple of wars.

If you thought “How much do YOU weigh, mom?” was a harsh question, your jaw will gain 20lbs when you see the beautifully blunt rest of it. Watch and cringe, growl, and laugh!

Kyoot Kids is a YouTube Channel that runs compilations of America’s Funniest Home Videos kid clips. There’s some pretty spectaculawful stuff there.