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Dad Jokes Hall of Shame – PART 3

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The holidays have taken their toll on most of our waistbands, but hopefully (hopeful-ish sorta maybe?) the season of dad jokes has also thoroughly worked out our eye-twitch muscles.

Think of the calories people burn when the dad jokes you tell cause cough-laughs, hours of frowning or eyerolls so violent, people break a sweat. In addition to the laughtercise, all the sighing and groaning helps clear air passages!
 

Bad Dad Jokes Hall of Shame Ate a Clock

 

Bad Dad Jokes Hall of Shame Piano Tuna Glue Difference

 

Bad Dad Jokes Hall of Shame E.T. is short for

 

Bad Dad Jokes Hall of Shame Speed Bumps Elevators

 

Bad Dad Jokes Hall of Shame Pirate 80th Birthday

 

Bad Dad Jokes Hall of Shame Shady Trees

 

Bad Dad Jokes Hall of Shame Milk Drowning

 

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Bad Dad Jokes Hall of Shame Coffee Police

 

Bad Dad Jokes Hall of Shame Constipation Movie

 
So, in telling dad jokes you’re quite honestly improving the health of those around you. And when these victimslucky recipients then go on to share them with others, you’re practically saving society —nay!— saving the world! Okay, maybe not. Like, at all.

Tell me your favorite best/worst dad joke! (I might add it into an image.)

See Dad Jokes Hall of Shame – PART 1
See Dad Jokes Hall of Shame – PART 2 (Holiday Edition)
 

6 Comments

6 Responses to “Dad Jokes Hall of Shame – PART 3”

  1. James says:

    Can you turn these into coasters and sell them? Hilarity!

  2. NerdyguyRN says:

    The constipation movie is caught up in production.

  3. Garth says:

    You never see darth vader’s wife in any of the movies. But in the credits she is right there her name is Ella.

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