When you become a parent, the bathroom transforms into the most important room in your home. Fact.

Poop happens. It’s part of life, but it rudely shoulders its way to the front of the line when you’ve got kids. It’s not just bodily functions, though.

The massive amount of time you’ll spend in the bathroom will also be dedicated to a bunch of other new or extended functions: the bathing process, teeth and hair brushing, scratch and scrape cleaning and bandaging, splinter-extraction, marker-tattoo removal, and your many attempted* escapes for moments of calm privacy.

*rarely successful attempts

Web cartoonist Brian Gordon gets it. Let’s enjoy four of his Fowl Language Comics about bathrooms and laugh with bitter resignation.
 

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