Baby Shower Cake GROSS-O-METER CHALLENGE!
I present to you a challenge here.
Here’s the deal. People throw baby showers, often with “special” cakes for the occasion. And for whateeeeeever reason””silliness gone wildly wrong or some purely insane cruelty””people have cakes made that… could act as terminal birth control for any non-pregnant attendee, and could definitely put the pregnant guest of honor in a seriously uneasy state.
Here’s the Challenge!
See how low… how GROSS you can go! Scroll down this post of baby shower cakestrosities as far as you can without flinching, saying anything like “Oh God!”, “Blechhhh!” or “NNNGAH!” or just heaving actual full-on stomach-twerking gags.
(These will become increasingly disturbing and are numbered so you can more easily say how far you got.)
(You’ve been warned!)
(Brace yourself!)
1. Peekaboo, I can’t unsee you.
2. Even the fondant newborn is facepalming.
3. The weird little prince shall be thrice laminated!
4. Infographics are a valuable tool… sometimes.
5. Is it a HUMAN boy, though?
6. If you tilt the cake, it blinks. Also a demon appears.
7. Sperm cake? Keepin’ it classy.
8. Oh whoa! The more the merrier?
9. Is… is it a teddy bear swallowing a baby whole???
10. A scheduled c-section… for an elderly baby.
11. Can’t tell if that’s the baby’s head… or a suggestion to trim before delivery.
12. This makes me vaguely uncomfortable.
13. Not sure which is worse, if this is a weird alien thing or camo overalls.
14. Throw another WHAT on the barbie???
15. These censorship bars seem both completely unnecessary and necessary.
16. Did they buy a Cabbage Patch doll on eBay, behead it and stuff into the… “cake”? Probably.
17. Someone may like The Hobbit juuuuust a bit too much.
18. Babies often poop at birth, it’s a fact. And now it’s a cupcake!
19. Just because they CAN print pictures on cakes nowadays, doesn’t mean they should.
20. Uhhhhh. For the low-carb crowd, I guess.
21. Nightmare on Twinstreet.
22. “Awwww, he’s sleeping. Let’s eat ‘im up!”
(Mega creepy bonus cake-cutting image)
23. Erm. [cough] Just a small piece of blanket for me, please.
24. Ummmmmmm. For real?!?
25. A little awkward to ask for a piece with a flower. Or coconut pubes.
26. Heeeeeeeeere’s JOHNNY!
27. Is this a delivery or an exorcism? Yes.
28. Sooooo. I guess serial killers have babies, too?
(Don’t click this extra image, it’s not worth it)
29. I get it. She’s ready to “blow.” But now so is everybody’s stomach.
30. Congratulations. On all of the nightmares you’ll have for the rest of your life.
31. I’d like to order a double NOPE with a diet NOPE and a large side of NOPE.
32. Chocolate sprinkles: RUINED FOREVER. Hrk!
33. Oh god… the cake is ready for… surgery. AAAARRGG!
34. WTF, PEOPLE!?!
35. No-no-no-no-NO! Why couldn’t they have skipped that detail! Wasn’t it gross enough?!?
36. UGH! IS THIS MEDICAL SCHOOL?!?
37. STOP WITH THE REALISM! IT’S A CAKE, YOU FREAKBALLS!!!
38. @#%&$#!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Image sources: CakeWrecks.com (their site is amazing) and a couple are from imgur.com
You made it! Phew! You know what they say, “What doesn’t kill you, makes you stronger.” But sometimes it also makes you wish it killed you. And makes you feel like throwing up everything you’ve ever eaten in your life. Uuuuuggghhh.
Which one was the grossest for you?
Laurie says: 
Kat 
Christine 
Grossed out 
