Adorablized Words: A Guide to Kids’ Pronunciation
Something wonderfully unexpected happened last week. I posted about how my 5yo says pesketti an meapbals, and a crap ton of you shared YOUR OWN kid’s adorablized words.
There were so many great examples of how our little kidlets gnaw on the words they’re learning, and spit out their cute, weird or accidentally-vulgar mutations, that I had to showcase some of them! And I added a sprinkling Photoshop for fun!
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A Doorbell
(Adorable) His little daughter is absolutely a doorbell.
Ambliance
(Ambulance) Somebody call an ambliance!
Apple Lucy
(Absolutely) I have apple lucy no idea. |
Baby Soup
(Bathing Suit) That woman’s baby soup was just way too revealing.  Banya (Banana) They added a banya for scale. |
Beat-Up Turkey
(Beef Jerky) Their pantry was loaded with beat-up turkey. |
Bespectacled Meat
(Despicable Me) Steve Carell was hilarious in Bespectacled Meat.
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Bitch
(Bridge) We’ll cross that bitch when we get to it.
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Celelerlee
(Celery) He could only eat celelerlee that was plastered in peanut butter.
Chepet
(Ketchup) Why are chepet packets so small? |
Cocaine
(Pumpkin) We bought our cocaine at the grocery store this year.
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Cocporn
(Popcorn) There was cocporn all over the theater floor. |
Cupcapes
(Cupcakes) He ate an entire cupcape in a single bite. |
Dumb F*ck(Dump Truck) Look at that big dumb f*ck coming down the street.
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Dyson-aur
(Dinosaur) The Dyson-aurs of Jurassic Park were clones.
Engine Turtles
(Ninja Turtles) He was no match for all four Engine Turtles.
Gingerjail
(Ginger Ale) He drank gingerjail to create the biggest burps. |
Handy Booger
(Hamburger) I’ll have my handy booger medium-well, please.
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Hawk-a-dos
(Hotdogs) Don’t ask what’s in a
Heliclopper
(Helicopter) The dog was terrified of the heliclopper.
Hobrill
(Horrible) She liked the taste but the smell was hobrill. |
Hop Plops
(Flip Flops) It’s not a good idea to wear hop flops to a job interview.
Kitchroom
(Kitchen) Too many chefs in kitchroom spoils the soup. |
Lemony Vulcan
(Millennium Falcon) The Lemony Vulcan made the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs.““Meggin’s kid
(Millennium Falcon) The Lemony Vulcan made the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs.
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Macky and Roni Cheese
(Mac and Cheese) Macky and roni cheese is comfort food for kids.
Magitch
(Magic) Hogwarts teaches magitch to young wizards and witches.
Mazageen
(Magazine) He used a mazageen to swat the fly. |
Melermalton
(Watermelon) She ate melermalton slices like a typewriter.
Misapeared
(Disappeared) It misapeared into thin air.  Ogre Bars (Granola Bars) Hiker’s are nutty for ogre bars. |
Oh-sh*ts
(Oranges) Nothin’ like fresh squeezed oh-sh*ts.““Jodi’s kid
(Oranges) Nothin’ like fresh squeezed oh-sh*ts.
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Opy Pop
(Lollipop) How many licks does it take to get to the center of an opy pop?
Poople
(Purple) Poople was his favorite color. |
Pututer
(Computer) Have you tried restarting the pututer?
Rainboat
(Remote) Stop hogging the rainboat. |
Real Hampster
(New Hampshire) Real Hampster is stunning in autumn.““Mellissa’s kid
(New Hampshire) Real Hampster is stunning in autumn.
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Rumblers
(Molars) She was chewing on everything when her rumblers were coming in.
Smushmash
(Mustache) Men grow smushmashes for Smovember to raise awareness for men’s cancers. |
Squiller
(Squirrel) The squillers got into bird feeder again.  |
Star Warersa
(Star Wars) Everybody’s talking about the new Star Warersa film.““Stacie’s kid
(Star Wars) Everybody’s talking about the new Star Warersa film.
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Strawboobies
(Strawberries) The strawboobies should be ripe now. |
Twat-let
(Chocolate) Try not to let the twat-let melt in your hand. |
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Vaganya
(Lasagna) Garfield’s favorite food is vaganya. |
Webben
(Eleven) These go to webben. |
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Kid’s are just too cute. I hope you enjoyed this completely useless guide to the adorablized words of kids’ pronunciation.
Fawn says: 
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