“I thought I had a big head, until I met you. Uhhhh… that didn’t come out right.”
-Elizabeth
 

While the words that came out of her mouth were a little foot-flavored, they happen to be true. All my sons have big noggins, too. In fact, all the men in my family line seem to have had 10 gallon melons. But wait!

One could make the argument that maybe it’s that OTHER people’s heads are tiny, and WE’RE the ones with normal-sized craniums. Huh? How about them apples??? Those completely normal-sized apples???

Who am I kidding. If pillows could talk, mine would scream muffled pleas for help at bedtime.

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