Kid Definishons: “Pesketti an Meapbals”

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As his dad, I want my son to become very intelligent, but also as his dad, I won’t really mind if he always calls it pesketti an meapbals.

One by one, though, the rough edges of our kids’ cute mispronunciations are sanded down and buffed into the smooth shapes they’re supposed to be.

Bwankie becomes blanket. Panyo turns into piano. Wuv grows into love but still makes the heart in this dad’s chest go on a raging feels free for all.

How about you? What are some of the words your kid adorablized when they were first learning to talk? Share ’em here and we’ll laugh and get misty-eyed together.

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12 Comments

  • mktaj says:

    aww, I know what you mean! my son has outgrown all but two of his ๐Ÿ™ He still says amb-lee-ance for ambulance, and bref-test for breakfast. ones he’s outgrown: jupes (grapes), dooba-diver (screwdriver), messetary (cemetary), fire distinguisher (fire extinguisher), babannas (bananas)

  • Shyleigh says:

    Mine isn’t talking much yet- his first an so far only word is “Fsh” (fish). He likes to climb up on the couch muttering “fsh fsh fsh” all sneaky-like; as if we don’t see him trying to touch the tank.

  • mrsbrackett says:

    Kangar-woo. She’s four, I still say kangarwoo thanks to her, and she corrects me for it.

  • Melissa says:

    My daughter usually says ‘sukamarket’ instead of supermarket, or we used to get ‘lip moss’ for lip gloss ๐Ÿ™‚

  • Lisa says:

    Griffin for quite some time would say “snecksme” when he wanted someone to sit right next to him. We noted that the baby talk wouldn’t last much longer and were sad to see the term fade. ๐Ÿ™‚

  • Nom says:

    Our son is just starting to talk, and daddy is often “da-doo”. Dinner is “dinn-o”. He’s also trying for cheese, which he loves, but much like “fsh” above it comes out as “chshhhz” over and over. <3

  • Ronald says:

    Enjoy them while you can. Get them on video too. By the time the kids are in school, their vocabulary loses most of these cute little quirks.

    My two-year-old son decided that “lotion” was actually “baby sauce.” I had no problem with this and I loved hearing the little “fight” he had with his mom over its proper name. (“It’s not lotion! It’s baby sauce!!”)

  • Anne says:

    I really miss my son saying “birdalie” for bird but am comforted that he calls Yoda “lola” and often asks for “dam” (graham) crackers. As in “I want some dam crackers”

  • Kathleen says:

    My son is now 11.5 and in middle school. He used to say pup cake (cupcake) and paterkiller (caterpillar). I miss those days so much now….
    However, he will still call me Dad and my husband Mom… it ends up being daddy-mommy or mommy-daddy, just out of habit, I guess.

  • Jenny says:

    My niece used to say mow-lawner and dinner was “dooney.” One of my sons used to say bufferly for butterfly and at-ta for ta-da. Both of my four-year-old twins say breaksast.

  • Missy says:

    Our little guy says “cock” for clock. One day at a restaurant he saw a big black clock and let everyone know, very loudly.

    He also says hamberbers (hamburgers) elegagor (elevator) and etmeal (oatmeal). To name a few favorites.

  • Kippie says:

    My daughter loved “dawbuhdies” (strawberries) as a toddler. My son at age 4 is still convinced that Skittles are called “mosquitos.”

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