My Wife Just FaceTimed… #199

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“Whoa! My GOD! FaceTime makes me look so OLD.”
-Elizabeth
 

mwjs-facetime My wife, of course, went into immediate pouty-lipped facial poses and Blue Steel looks. Which in turn, and also of course, had me choke laughing.

Most women have certain standards for the way they look in pictures or on camera. It can take just a smidge or a whole crew for them to be “ready for their closeup”, but whatever it takes for them to pleased, I can’t blame her for being struck by how unflattering insulting an iPhone’s FaceTime camera can be. The potato-grade quality doesn’t exactly scream “8×10!” or even feebly whimper “profile pic.”
 

mwjs-facetime-iphonecase

Seriously, someone needs to invent something like this. A phone case with built in dressing room mirror lighting. I won’t even ask for a commission on it so long as my wife can have one. Hell, who am I kidding? It probably already exists. I’m just too lazy to Google it.

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2 Comments

  • Hilarious. There’s nothing worse than trying to FaceTime when the camera is pointing upwards at your chins, I’ve found. Yes. Chins. Plural.

  • Vuisme says:

    There should be filters for you to choose from before accepting a facetime call!!

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