[ To our 5yo son ]
“It is Daddy’s birthday today, but no he’s not turning 10. Well… it just seems like he’s 10 years old.”
-Elizabeth
 

It’s my vaginal-launch anniversary today. However, since Monday isn’t the most convenient day to celebrate a birthday or… well, anything… I spent the past weekend having various amazing get-togethers, being silly and laughing at all the almost-forty jokes and even throwing in a couple reenactments of some unwholesome scenes from Silence of the Lambs.

They say you can’t do anything about getting older, time’s a real asshole about that, but you don’t necessarily have to grow up. I like to consider myself Exhibit A in this respect.

I love that the people who know me, know this about me. As supporting evidence of this, one of the rad gifts I got from a friend I put in the “TOTALLY KNOWS ME” category gave me a Muppet-grade puppet. Haha! YEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!

I say age with radness, it’s tremendously more satisfying than than just doing it gracefully.

Happy living, fellow humans!
 

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