5yo son: “Daddy, did you just fart!?”
Me: “No, I didn’t.”
Son: “THAT’S BECAUSE I DID! HAHAHAHAHAHA!”
Me and my son, Lucas (2015)
He’s become a fart whisperer. Or shouterer. He’s obsessed. I can’t really blame him. Personally, I can on occasion be like Willy Honka’s Flatulate Factory.
But I know it’s my fault, I just can’t help but laugh at his gasnanigans, so jokes about farts (and bodily functions) are low hanging fruit for him. Sure, they’re gross, stinky fruit that my wife keeps telling me to stop laughing at, but hey. I am who I am, right? Or whatever it is that I need to say to get me out of trouble. Hee hee!
See for yourself. Hard not to laugh.
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