There are all kinds of boot camps to prepare for extreme challenges or achieve difficult goals. Feeding kids clearly fits these points, so the need for intense drills and exercises specifically designed to ready parents is DUH-level obvious.

Aside from solving the maddening Rubik’s cube of a kid’s appetite, there are also the challenges of the chef-reality-show-style time and pressure of food preparation (sometimes for multiple meals, since adults tend to like more than only seven kinds of food), riot-controlling the messes and manners of the table, keeping composed while scraping uneaten food onto yard-long grocery store receipts in the trash, and finally rolling up sleeves to tackle the skyline of dishes.

Maybe these boot camp drills will help. Maybe not. Maybe they’ll just result in injuries, so don’t actually try them.

We all need ALL the help we can get. Here’s why we saw Gorton’s new Smart & Crunchy fish sticks as a highly-relevant survival tool for the obstacle course maze of a kid’s tummy:
Adults: Easy to make, 50% less fat, PROTEIN, affordable, delicious as leftovers.
Kids: yummy, crunchy, easy to grab, dip-friendly, Mom and Dad are happy.

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