The Diaper Changing Warzone

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That first poop-filled diaper. It’s a doozy. It’s like a poop mitzvah. It separates the pros from the amateurs. I remember mine well. I feel like an aid worker on the beaches of Florida after the BP oil spill if the oil had been shot out of a human butt cannon.

Those are magical times. We gag and heave, men and women, and it’s a learning curve that never quite makes its way to perfection. We could be Dexter-level clean, and still smell just a bit like human soft serve. Such is the life of a parent.

But those unaccustomed aren’t so ready.

Meet Chris, the brother of a parent who decided to take some time and shoot a round of golf. But what happens when “Barty” — as he’s referred to by his nephew — has to change a diaper? Well, he is not having any of it. That’s what.


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“Barty, what you doing?” “I’m just changing your nappy, mate.”

On a scale of 1 to BARTY, how did you react to changing diapers?

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This one wouldn’t help Uncle Barty much.

9 Comments

  • cat lady says:

    I am an auntie and I had to change loooots of diapers and I never understood these type of reactions like seen on the video. I mean, how do these people wipe their own butt? Or do they not poop? ๐Ÿ™‚

  • Chris says:

    Dear Cat Lady,

    I am Uncle Chris aka Barty.

    I came across your post whereby you state “never understood these type of reactions” in reference to my reaction changing my nephews diaper. I dont understand either…. I can skin a rabbit, clean a fish… i reckon I could even bite the head off a dead rat. It is a total mystery to me why there are certain things that make me gag…. namely the smell of human waste, human vomit and decaying flesh. It is an impulse, not voluntary. Further, according to the comments left by many many men, I am certainly not Robinson Curusoe to be cursed with this affliction. Finally I respectfully ask you give me leniancy considering it was my first ever nappy change… the experience (as traumatic as it was) will help me next time…. albeit I not changed one since.

    I love my nephews,

    Cheers,

    Barty ๐Ÿ™‚

    • Charlie says:

      Barty, we’re with you buddy. Though we laughed all the way through this, we feel your pain. You’re awesome. Many thanks for the chuckles.

  • cat lady says:

    Dear Barty,

    Didn’t mean to offend you! Its just that the reaction was so sever I never seen anything like it.
    It is great, that you even tried knowing it will be torture for you, that is commendable:)

    If you do want to try it next time I advise you to keep all the accessories as close as possible and throw the nappy to a bag and seal it down immediately. If you are fast enough, you can do that without having to take a breath:)

    My sister had morning sickness while being pregnant and as she was changing the diaper of her firstborn..well, she basically threw up on him. So at least that didn’t happen to you:)

    All the best to you and the nephews!
    Cheers,
    Auntie Cat Lady

  • Susan says:

    Are you married Barty?

    • chris bartlett says:

      No Susan..still single….i thought about it but i dont think ill put the nappy video on my e harmony profile :))

      • Charlie says:

        Do you know how happy it would make me if we could help you make a love connection?

  • Kenny says:

    Had twins. Nothing new I can learn about diaper changing. But, I watched this video and was totally like, “Is that a ceiling-mounted dryer?”

  • Frozen says:

    I loved this video! Thanks for laughs Chris, and glad you’ve recovered ๐Ÿ™‚ . Love the comments too LOL

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