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My Wife Just Texted… #175

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My wife just texted farting

My wife is so considerate. She’s always so polite and dainty like a Victorian lady twirling a parasol. Unless she happens to be wrestling a particularly stubborn pickle jar or battery compartment, then she’s more like a sailor-mouthed ex-con with anger management issues. But mostly it’s pinkies out and poots in private. Too cute.

Regarding the battery life pictured: I know it’s dumb, but can someone please tell me at what age I’ll be able to see the number 69 without chuckling to myself?

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One Response to “My Wife Just Texted… #175”

  1. Phil landsberg says:

    you probably waited for it to reach 69% for the screenshot.

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