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My Wife Just Said… #172

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“Up boiling nipples at midnight. What you doing?” -Avara

 

Parenting is full of thankless tasks. So many little things HAVE to be done every day, and to do otherwise means you eat a healthy plate of OHMYGODIAMTHEWORSTPARENT soup.

Some stuff gets thrown in the trash, the unimportant stuff and all the packaging around parenthood. If only we didn’t have to spend so much time doing the busywork then we could get to the fun parts. Or maybe, the minutia helps us enjoy the sweeter moments. Maybe boiling nipples helps us appreciate our own nipples more? Right? I MEAN AM I RIGHT? Yeah, it’s not working on me either.

Maybe I should call up some celebrities and see if they’d lend me their 14 nannies?

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One Response to “My Wife Just Said… #172”

  1. Matt says:

    My wife did that for our first. Our second: A quick rinse in hot water works right?

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