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My Wife just Said… #171

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“Okay. Honey! The toilet and I just became best friends. Let’s take it easy on the romance.”


The flower of romance can bloom suddenly in the rays of spontaneity. Or it can hit a very firmly closed bathroom door.

There’s a time and place for everything, and sometimes “the mood” needs to take a raincheck. Sometimes it also needs to light a match. Because, despite what you learn from fairy tales, true love often has a lot of really honest moments.

P.S. If my wife kills me for posting this. Please scatter my ashes and my earbuds near the giant banana in Australia.


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7 Responses to “My Wife just Said… #171”

  1. Laurie says:

    Ohhh I hope Lizzy doesn’t bury you alive for this!!!

  2. Jade says:

    Aw! I understand what she means!

  3. paddy says:

    More importantly..why the big banana..not the prawn or pineapple or.sheep..golden guitar..or ..I forget the others..

  4. paddy says:

    Along with the big banana, other popular tourist spots in australia are the big prawn, the big pineapple etc. Dont know why the big banana is your fav?

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