We DEFINITELY don’t want to be helpful here. It kinda makes us seasick when people ask us for legitimate advice. But when a friend of the website, Garrett Robinson, asked if I could help him with Vlog (for the uninitiated that means: “a vagina log”), I said fine. But only if he paid me in witty banter and butt pats.
So, he did.
Thus, we recorded this YouTube video for your viewing pleasure. Please share this with the soon-to-be dads in your life.
Need more help? Go buy our friend Whit’s book with actual advice: The Parents’ Phrase Book!