How to Be a Dad

How to Be a Dad

What It’s Like Being A Parent: Part Four

Posted by on July 15th, 2014, under NOTEBOOK


Last week, we talked about getting kids to eat and what that’s like. Or when they try to feed you, which is basically like this:

But today, I want to talk about what it’s like trying to protect your newly-minted thingperson from hurting themselves. I’ve talked before about how it feels like my testicle ovaries hurt when I think my sons are about to hurt themselves. But today, I want to show you an objective example of how we feel watching them narrowly avoid certain death.

Here’s what it’s like…

And there’s no amount of baby-proofing that can prevent all injuries. Unless you plan on rearing a perfectly healthy child in a rubber bubble, then you will experience full-contact life. That, my friends, is the way the

What It’s Like Being A Parent: Part One
Let’s start from the beginning. It’s a real treat.

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4 Responses to “What It’s Like Being A Parent: Part Four”

  1. So, where can I buy that rubber bubble? Because that video…

  2. Jack says:

    It only gets better as they get older and do all the stupid crap you used to do. Oy.

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