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Going to the Bathroom Like a Ninja

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Going to the Bathroom Like a Ninja

Going to the bathroom with a youngling is never the wisest decision, but the functions of your body and the circumstances of life are just as much never concerned with things like wisdom or decision. Especially after you drink several pots of tea or coffee.

So, the cruel fates of parenthood may place you in such a moment, testing all your skill and most of your sanity, where you face the vicious adversary of your own unrelenting bladder or bowels, alone! But with your baby or child.

You must be strong and prepare your mind for this most extreme of challenges. It can’t hurt to also beg the spirits of your ancestors for help or bribe them with oaths uttered through clenched teeth. Try to breath slow and steady like the swells of waves, but also try not to piss yourself before you’ve even got your pants unbuttoned.

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