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My Wife Just Said… #160

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“Want to know what I’m doing for Mother’s Day? Taking a nap. Peace out.” –Avara


She knows what she wants, kids. That about sums up what I’ll be asking for this Father’s Day as well.

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14 Responses to “My Wife Just Said… #160”

  1. Hahaha I said the same thing 🙂

  2. LIKE! I tell my husband what I want every year. (IMHO, the best wives make it easy for husbands. 😉 ) It’s the same thing every year… I wrote about it too.

    To be alone. For one night. I stay in a hotel almost every year. It’s glorious.

  3. Chris Green says:

    Yep, when you have small children it’s a luxurious treat to lay down in an empty bed and just sleep.

  4. AyeMossum says:

    I have an 11-month-old. There is no “nap.”

  5. Ben Zimnicki says:

    That was my Mother’s Day gift for my wife. I took the kids to the zoo for four hours so that she could take a two hour nap, watch a show on the DVR, and go to the bathroom by herself. She seemed pretty happy with my decision.

  6. Lisa says:

    Oh bliss! My birthday present is that DH and DS are going out for the day… I get the house to myself, to sleep, read, knit, take a long bath with no toys in it… whatever I want. I can’t wait!

  7. Hannah says:

    All I asked for was to not change any poos. Both kids saved them up…I changed six dirty nappies on Monday.

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