How to Be a Dad

How to Be a Dad

My Wife Just Said… #157

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“Lucas, please! Your penis is not a musical instrument.”


He’s four and a half years old. I’m sure I made a banjo of my twig and berries at that age, too. But still, it’s not an acoustic performance my wife and I are really interested in observing.

Though, and I’m not sure how I feel about this, if he were actually playing a musical instrument instead of his personal private instrument… I imagine it’d be the big guitar parts in Stairway to Heaven. So there’s always that. Whatever the heck that is.

Sometimes a parent just needs to shrug and move on. Actually, a lot probably.

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