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My Wife Just Texted… #147

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My Wife Just Texted Animal Balls

Sometimes emoticons fail to convey the right message at first; even the more graphical, fancy-schmancy emojis can get lost in trans-emoticons-lation. When it comes down to it though, some fails are so hilarious they’re wins.

I can’t judge, though. I’ve never hearted the internet age-old convention of <3 because it always looked like a sideways scrotum to me. (Yes, I already know I’m very messed up.) So, I’ve always typed out “I heart (something).”*

* I admit I’ve also typed “I scrotum (something)” to those few who know my heart-symbol aversion.

I guess the point is, if you’re going to misunderstand or be uncertain about an emoticon or emoji, at least make it entertaining? 😉

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15 Responses to “My Wife Just Texted… #147”

  1. Seth says:

    The real problem with this picture is that you have AT&T. 🙂

  2. Joanna says:

    I scrotum your posts.

  3. OMG says:

    My guy texted this to me

    8===D >-o

    I was pretty embarrassed when I figured it out

    • Andy says:

      I won’t confirm or deny that I’ve sent my wife a storyboard-style animation version of this ::ehem!:: text representation before.

  4. Laurie says:

    Oh my I agree with you about that <3, it will NEVER be a heart to whole family calls it less than balls!

  5. Christine Taylor says:

    I Had To Stop Using :)<3 And <3:) Cuz One Is Balls On Ur Chin And The Other Is Teabagging….Took Me A While To See That……smh

  6. Jay says:

    I don’t know where I first saw it but to me <3 will ALWAYS be asshat.

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