My Wife Just Said… #141
“My hands are fah-reeeeezing! Oh wow. Your balls are so warm!!! Don’t jump away! Oh please let me warm my hands on your balls?”
-Elizabeth
-Elizabeth
Um. Okay so yeah… WOW! That’ll take you from tired to light-speed wakefulness like nothing else! Even if you’re in a coma. Or dead.
Notes to self: 1) never ever allow my wife anywhere near my bits and pieces when she’s complaining about the cold, 2) buy a space heater and mittens, and 3) light the house on fire if necessary.
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Is her under-boob area not as warm as mine? That’s my preferred hand-warming spot.
Oh… that’s just… why would someone… that not right!!!
Geez louise! I am not sure I would do that if we were outside in this blizzard we are getting now with no gloves! While I have no doubt there would be warmth, umm just not for me!
My wife puts her feet there when we’re in bed…….most uncomfortable at times.
When you’ve been married as long as me, you learn to welcome any opportunity for your wife to put her hands on your balls.
HA! Totally true!
Haha! I love it. 🙂
Where’s the like button when you need it. *chuckle, chuckle*
Glad to see I’m not the only one. The ball area is indeed very nice and warm
My Mom told me to put my hands in my underarms. Not nearly as fun as warming up on bits. 😉
My kids are both sleeping, or I would be howling with laughter. I had to content myself with muffled snorting and choking! Seriously LMAO XD
In my house we call that “Penis Heat.” Really is a cure-all for cold hands, feet, etc.
Hehe… My husband actually encourages this behavior… I thought this was the norm, no?!?
Where’s the banana for scale?
lmao My husband doesn’t mind when I do this. Most of the time. As long as I haven’t just come in from snow. lol
Call me crazy but I actually enjoy the feeling of a cold females hands on my warm scrotum