Kids seem to fall on one of two sides when it comes to being gross. Intentionally gross or accidentally gross. Some of us would dump agent orange on our homes if it meant no one would ever come down with an illness again. But we all know kids will keep bringing their microscopic stowaways with them.
About 10 days after Arden was born, we all got a stomach flu. Everyone, except our little baby, fell ill one by one. It was a symphony of sick. A few months later, Finn remarked, “Dada, you remember when I threwded up? I was like a fountain.”
When you have kids, be ready for the sickness circus coming to town.
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