Sometimes your baby or child does things that impress you beyond the normal “wow, he squeezed my finger” or “holy crap, she ate the whole thing!” Stuff that’s extraordinary.
These achievements can even get you thinking they’re prodigies at something, or what they’ve done is somehow foreshadowing of some specific future for them, some destiny. And then, sometimes it’s just farts. Farts that say your child could go toe to toe (or poison gas cloud to poison gas cloud) with a lumberjack after a burrito festival. Wow. Seriously? Wow.
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