My Wife Just Worried… #116
“Wait. What did you just say? Lemme get this straight, you’re saying ‘don’t worry’? To meeee? HAH!” -Elizabeth
“Oh my gosh, I am SO worried! Quick someone tell me to NOT WORRY so I can stop.” ““said no one ever*
* Unless they were saying it with bitter sarcasm as they rifled through a knife drawer.
You can lead a horse to water but you can’t tell it to stop worrying, especially if it’s a mom. Just keep chewing that stalk of straw, cowboy, and shut your trap.**
** Also, never call a woman a horse. Not even a unicorn. Trust me.
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