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My Kid Just Said… #37

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“What if I had boobies that made milk and then they blasted off like meteors?” [Walks away]
(2013, 4 years old)

My son knows the finer points of anatomy, apparently. Or maybe just how my wife feels right now?

Hope your New Year blasts off like a meteor!

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5 Responses to “My Kid Just Said… #37”

  1. Ben Herman says:

    First of all I’ve been a big fan of yours for a while now. I have a son that turned 2 in September and I found your site around the time he was born. That being said… you’ve got some very interesting and hilarious quotes on here from both your wife AND kid lol. But I thought I’d share one of my recent one’s.

    …so BenG falls asleep around 8:00 – 8:30 and around 10:00 I get hungry and fix myself a couple Salisbury’s and macaroni.. (a TV dinner) come sit down in front of the TV and next to him sleeping. He rolls over and kinda wakes up and looks at me.. I try to coax him and ask him if he wants his apple juice. “……Yeah” he says with a tired smile.. then he looks at me and looks at my food.. and looks at me and says.. “that yours?” …. um… yep…. lol he talks more and more every day and I wish I had a camera crew!

  2. ..And that son, was how the Milky Way was created.

  3. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! I love it. Your poor wife. I know how she feels. My son is 2 and still going strong. He told me the other day that he wished I had 7 boobies.
    I recently wrote a post about all the cute things he says about breastfeeding. I didn’t want to forget:)
    Happy New Year!

  4. Jo says:

    Hehe… I know someone who breastfed their daughters til they went to school!!! O_o

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