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My Pregnant Wife Just Said… #136

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“It feels like I’m carrying a bowling ball in my vagina.” –Avara


I can barely carry ping pong balls in my scrotum. That sounds like a real treat.

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6 Responses to “My Pregnant Wife Just Said… #136”

  1. I’ve used the same phrase with a watermelon as the analogy. Bowling ball works too. I’m only 21 weeks with #2. Can’t wait to get to the watermelon/bowling ball stage again!! #sarcasm

  2. Beverly says:

    Sounds like a little someone is dropping and assuming the crash position! 🙂

  3. Jenn says:

    During labor I turned to the intake staff member who wanted me to sign some paperwork and yelled, “I’m sitting on my son’s head!”. 20 minutes later, he was born.

  4. KB says:

    Pretty accurate really…there’s a biomechanics researcher who actually models birth in a computer program as passing a bowling ball. I’ve seen him present this work! (

  5. Jo says:

    With my first I was worried because it felt like I was going to crush the poor things head when they wanted me to sit and rest between contractions there at the end…they assured me he was fine, but it was so weird!!!

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