Parenterms: “Sprintercourse”
Tick tock, tick tock. The clock is ticking for parents. Always. For something. Everything. Raising kids is a game show that starts with “hurry up” music playing, and it never stops.
When it comes to making time to make some love, it’s so often the expendable scene that winds up on the editing room floor of the movie you’re living. Your lives and schedules don’t fully belong to you anymore, or much at all, really. As a result, being intimate can wind up being a medal-worthy, speed challenge with foreplay pretty much a forsaken conclusion. On your mark… get set… GO!
You and your partner race against time; against the baby crying, or kid knocking, or pestering pet, or a doorbell or cellphone ringing, or simply because you only have small gaps between the important thing you just did and the one you need to do next. In like five minutes. Five minutes you have to make into five sweet, passionate minutes.
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