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Kid Definishons: “Poobles”

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Kid Definishons Poobubbles Underwater Bath Tub Farts

When you hear the word “poo” in association with your kid being in the bathtub, you just kind of tense up and slowly peer over the edge to scan for the surprise of a floating “tub toy” that wasn’t there before.

Luckily, it was just an underwater bathtub fart, and the little mer-kid is only giggling because it’s tickley, not because it’s squishy. They’re just poo bubbles. Poobles. Unluckily, they tend to smell like a tropical jungle ate all of the cheap Mexican food trucks in the world. So, be careful when you sigh with turd-free relief, it may be better for you to hold your breath for a bit.

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7 Comments

7 Responses to “Kid Definishons: “Poobles””

  1. Mimi says:

    Oh man, those are the worst!it makes the bathroom like a poo-sauna!

  2. I found a skid-mark on my pillow today. My 3 year old boy doesn’t have a name for that yet :(

  3. Lhug says:

    Well.. TECHNICALLY they don’t make anything smell more… it’s just that your nose works MUCH more effectively in a warm and humid environmend than in an arid, so you should blame your nose :D

    However…

    Laugh, close your nostrils and prepare to vent the bathroom ;) Still better than cleaning those brown Pool Noodles or Pebbles out :D

    • Andy says:

      I know it’s more of like what they do with weather due to wind and moisture. Temperature is: 50° Feels like: 34°

      You’re right, even the worst stench is better than a clean up on Aisle Bathtub.

  4. Tom says:

    For us, “poobles” are the little poop pebbles that we hope we never see throughout the house (but always manage to find one when you least expect it)

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