When you hear the word “poo” in association with your kid being in the bathtub, you just kind of tense up and slowly peer over the edge to scan for the surprise of a floating “tub toy” that wasn’t there before.
Luckily, it was just an underwater bathtub fart, and the little mer-kid is only giggling because it’s tickley, not because it’s squishy. They’re just poo bubbles. Poobles. Unluckily, they tend to smell like a tropical jungle ate all of the cheap Mexican food trucks in the world. So, be careful when you sigh with turd-free relief, it may be better for you to hold your breath for a bit.
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There’s even a chart of farts.