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My Kid Just Said… #27

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“I don’t need to go pee pee… I just dancing.”
(4 years old)

Pee Pee DanceJust bustin’ a move.

Ah the pee pee dance. It’s the first dance we ever learn.

I guess I can’t be sure, though. Maybe he is dancing. Gyrating while grabbing your crotch practically qualifies as a style of dance these days. I guess I should be thankful he doesn’t twerk when he needs to take a dump.

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9 Responses to “My Kid Just Said… #27”

  1. My daughter has told me a very similar tune numerous times.

    Me: “Um…honey, I think you should probably try to go the bathroom first.”
    Mackenzie: “Why?”
    Me: “Because, hon, you’re doing the peepee dance.”
    Mackenzie: “No daddy. That’s just a beautiful dance I’m doing.” (begins doing the peepee dance again, but with a little flourish) “See? I don’t have to go potty.”

  2. Laurie says:

    Looks like a pee pee dance if I have ever seen one!

  3. painterchick says:

    I’ve gotten that one, but I think my favorite was:

    “I don’t have to go potty…I’m just really excited”.

  4. Jo says:

    Dood, that kid’s gotta pee fo sho! 😉

  5. Anonymous says:

    I have a really good memory and I am also really active. Imagine Pinkie Pie from My Little Pony, I’m THAT active. So when I was little my dad always thought I was doing the pee pee dance when I was instead doing the regular dance. Just goes to show….you can never be sure. Also little kids do wiggle when they are excited. I remember.

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