Parenterms: “Douchebaguette”
They exist. Douchebaguettes. The B word is rough, though. And the C word is just wall-to-wall taboo unless you’re Irish and referring to another man, in which case it can count as breathing with sound.
When you have kids, there’s a mental censor that tends to go into play, even if you’re a d*mned total f**king sh*t-mouthed sailor. You look for softer ways to say what you want to say, words more social acceptable if repeated by your offspring. Especially if they’re young enough that it could wind up being their first word.
You may need this word when you need to explain to your kid, in this modern age, what a bathroom selfie is, or what spray on tan is, or a tramp stamp. (sigh)
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More Parenterms
We’ve got babies now. We’ve earned the right to make up our own words dammit!
Kid Definishons
Words from the perspective of non-giants (children).
Instructional Diagrams
Pictures are worth thousands of words, and some of these even have some words in them, so… BONUS!
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Jay 
Laurie 
