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Bad Product Idea #14: Jell-O Espress-O Shots NEW FLAVOR

Posted by on July 19th, 2013, under INSTRUCTIONAL DIAGRAMS

Jell-O Espresso Shots product shot Jello

“THERE’S ALWAYS ROOM FOR JELL-O.” AND SINCE, FOR PARENTS, THERE’S ALWAYS ROOM FOR SLEEP BUT NEVER ACTUALLY ANY… WHAT IF WE COULD LIVE THE WILD LIFE, ENJOY DESSERT AND DRINK HIGH-POWERED ESPRESSO ALL AT ONCE IN THE FORM OF JELL-O SHOTS!?! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

DESSERT FOR BREAKFAST FINALLY MAKES SENSE!!

WATCH OUT, ENERGY DRINKS! WHO NEEDS “WINGS” WHEN PEOPLE CAN TWITCH AND VIBRATE SO FAST THEY BEGIN LEVITATING AS THEY ENJOY A DESSERT THAT WOULD MAKE ANY HIPSTER BARISTA WEEP POLKA DOTS IN THEIR LATTE FROM THE SHEER BEAUTY OF IT ALL! CAN YOU HEAR IT???? I CAN!!! I CAN HEAR THEIR TEARS!!! OH, BY THE WAY I’VE HAD A WHOLE PACKAGE TWO DAYS AGO! I’VE FORGOTTEN WHAT BLINKING IS LIKE! HAHAHAHAHAHA!*

* KEEP OUT OF THE REACH OF CHILDREN!!! AT ALL COSTS!!! NO MATTER WHAT!!!

 

Jello Espresso Shot Jell-O Espress-O new flavor

 

STAY AWAKE FOREVER!!!

 

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9 Comments

9 Responses to “Bad Product Idea #14: Jell-O Espress-O Shots NEW FLAVOR”

  1. Digimuzik says:

    Bad?! I say brilliant! You need to get right on this and get someone to make it!

  2. Stephanie says:

    I googled it, I found one recipe without any alcohol: http://www.deliciousdays.com/archives/2005/11/24/cubed-coffee/
    I’m not going to try it though :)

  3. Awesome idea for parents! But for kids – man there’s nothing as awful and sad as a kid who’s had caffeine. My son accidentally had about 16oz worth of my wife’s Starbucks ice caffeinated fruity beverage thinger, and the poor guy was just impossible that night. He was wide awake, craving nothing but sleep, and by 11pm you could see the confusion in his eyes of his desparately wanting to be asleep but not understanding why he was still awake. Really not a bucket of laughs for us.

  4. Amy says:

    I need to make this until they make the coffee patch from “Meet the Robinsons” a reality. Is it possible to mainline caffeine?

    • Andy says:

      I’m pretty sure it’s possible, but that whole living through the process might be a little uncertain. ;) Closest thing is coffee enemas… so yeah. A caffein patch and Jello Espresso shots are sounding better and better. ;)

  5. Ha! I barely think there wod be any problem with the kid, this mama will make sure to finish it.
    Brilliant!

  6. Jo says:

    All I can say is WOW! Well, that’s not all… I can also say that these are AWESOME! I would totally use these. Give ‘em to my nieces and nephews at The Girl’s bithday party just before sending them home to their unsuspecting parents (my inlaws). BRILLIANT! *evil laugh*

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