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Do Right By My Daughter Insurance

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Daughter Insurance

If I had a daughter, there would be certain “demonstrations” of prowess, cunning and fortitude on my part. Potential suitors would come to understand that she is an individual first, a daughter second and a partner third. Items two and three might get confused for others, at times, but never for me.

If I had a daughter, this is the kind of video I would show her future and current mates…

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3 Responses to “Do Right By My Daughter Insurance”

  1. Rider says:

    I have a video of me breaking concrete with my hands that I am going to use for this exact purpose!

  2. Jo says:

    My husband just cleans his guns every time le boyfriend comes over… the big ones. Oh and the hand guns. And he says things like, ‘I know where to bury bodies where no one will ever find them.’?!?! Who says that? I’d say that’s pretty good insurance… (⊙o⊙)

  3. Lhug says:

    Why always the violence? I mean, PHYSICAL violence?

    I have found it much more satisfying to drive people to insanity and panic attachs every time there are certain sounds.

    It is virtually indetectible, the word spreads on it’s own and you don’t even need to make yourself suspicious by saying mean stuff. Just… let one rumor start, and the rest works itself out.

    Plus: it keeps the idiots away =)

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