Alien vs. Baby
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In space no one can hear you scream. But because we live on a planet with an atmosphere, you get to hear all of the screams. Lots and lots of them once you become a parent. All kinds, too! Your own, your kids’, your neighbors’, store clerks’…
This website is by no means intended to freak the total crap out of couples with plans to have a baby, or travel in space. Quite the opposite! Babies and interstellar travel are super rad. However, when you look at it (or any 3D ultrasound), the whole process of gestating a new human being starts to seem just a bit science-fictiony.
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None of these have acid for blood. So there’s that.
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